• “You don’t walk through the shadow of the valley of death. Daniel-San walks through you.”
• “Astronomers say we can’t see the dark side of the moon. Daniel-San can see the dark side of the moon. From the light side.

Contributed by Peter Pak.

• Daniel-san has once made a burrito so large he could not finish it. But then he finished it.

• Daniel-san cannot lose an argument, even when he should have lost an argument. Even when the argument is a stupid one about English majors not being able to read and the English major should have won the argument.