September 18, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2SSZA0CjdQ
- The instant this video was created, Daniel-san stood up and sued the creators for plagiarizing his life.
- Daniel-san’s reputation is unable to expand from a static infinity.
- Daniel-san once had a non-awkward moment once. It bored him immensely.
- Daniel-san lives vicariously through himself too. As well as all living and non-living things within a 20 meter radius of him at all times. It is a kind of consciousness that we cannot even comprehend.
- Daniel-san also doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does he does not prefer Dos Equis because two horses is not enough. Daniel-san requires Novecientos Noventa Y Nueve Equis to even come close to the amount of horsepower required to entertain Daniel-san.
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It was mysteriously reported that Daniel-san had been coughing at Wednesday’s prayer meeting. He wasn’t sick. He was breathing in air to unleash his excess mana out onto the world.
Swine flu cannot infect Daniel-san. He infects the swine flu.
Daniel-san doesn’t dream when he sleeps. His soul floats into the air and lives at the crossroads of the living and the dead.
(But seriously, a lot of times at Xroads)
^^