http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2SSZA0CjdQ

• The instant this video was created, Daniel-san stood up and sued the creators for plagiarizing his life.
• Daniel-san’s reputation is unable to expand from a static infinity.
• Daniel-san once had a non-awkward moment once. It bored him immensely.
• Daniel-san lives vicariously through himself too. As well as all living and non-living things within a 20 meter radius of him at all times. It is a kind of consciousness that we cannot even comprehend.
• Daniel-san also doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does he does not prefer Dos Equis because two horses is not enough. Daniel-san requires Novecientos Noventa Y Nueve Equis to even come close to the amount of horsepower required to entertain Daniel-san.